Monday, June 23, 2025

Playboy June 1975

Playboy
June 1975
June, 1975, and the latest issue of Playboy is on the stands, featuring the stunning Marilyn Lange, Playmate of the Year, on the cover.
 
On Top 40 radio, 'Love Will Keep Us Together,' by the Captain and Tennille, sits at Number one. It's in good company with other 70s hits, such as 'Wildfire,' by Michael Murphy, and 'Love Won't Let Me Wait,' the ultimate Love Man groove song, courtesy of Major Harris.
 
Looking through the pages of the June Playboy, we have an advertisement for Coppertone suntan lotion, because in '75 everyone tanned.....skin cancer ?! What's that ?!
 
Also in '75, the most forward fashion involved wearing bib denim overalls from a Wisconsin company called OshKosh B'Gosh........
Bruce Williamson has a lengthy pictorial about 'Sex in Cinema: French Style.' Ooh, La-La ! Modern-day readers will be amused to know that seeing such films meant finding an 'adult' theater that showed XXX films. These theaters were scarce outside major cities. Thus, sadly, for many Playboy readers access to the naughty French cinema could only be glimpsed through these articles in Playboy (videocassettes were still some 5+ years into the future).
 
A great short story in this June issue: 'Never Beat A Full House,' by William Kuhns. I actually have Kuhns's 1973 novel, 'The Reunion,' in one of my boxes of paperbacks. I should dig out 'The Reunion' and read it !
Anyways, 'Full House' features an amazing illustration by Martin Hoffman.The story is about a hustler named Derek, who, while tooling along a highway in Kentucky in a new, white Lincoln Continental, encounters an unlikely pair: a pouting, supersexy 18 year-old named Nat, and her chaperone, a harassed-looking man named Lowell Perry. 
 
Derek soon is scheming about ditching Lowell and enjoying the favors of Nat. Although, Lowell won't shut up about how Nat is not to be trusted, she's a very bad girl.....
Another short story in this issue is of a genre more familiar to Playboy readers: the misadventures of a middle-aged man, traumatized and adrift after a recent divorce. In Peter Lars Sandberg's 'Blue Dog on Angusport Hill,' our hero, Jack Burton Doyle, 43, hears a CB radio transmission that leaves him alarmed. But when he contacts the local police, they seem quite indifferent......
Playboy's 'On the Scene' profile of up-and-comers focuses on a director named Steven Spielberg, whose film Jaws is expected to do well in the Summer of '75 box office. Then there's an illustrator / cartoonist named Ralph Steadman, who is in tight with rising cultural legend Hunter S. Thompson. 

As for our Playmate of the Year, young Marilyn, a Hawaii resident, is a very worthy selection. She insists she's a 'one man woman,' but then, her boyfriend is named 'Kip'............I sense a possible opening......?!
And that's what we had in Playboy, fifty years ago..........

Thursday, June 19, 2025

Havok and Wolverine: Meltdown

Havok and Wolverine: Meltdown
Marvel Comics, 1989
'Havok and Wolverine' was a four-issue miniseries issued by Marvel, under its Epic Comics imprint, from March to October, 1989.
 
The series was written by the husband-and-wife team of Walter and Louise Simonson, and illustrated by Jon J. Muth, with assistance from Ken Williams. Bill Oakley provided lettering.
 
The series opens with a confusing prologue, involving something to do with the Chernobyl nuclear power plant meltdown in April, 1986. The action then transitions to Mexico, where our X-Men Havok and Wolverine are enjoying some cervezas and sunshine.
 
That is, until a bar-room brawl ensues and out heroes have to deal out some pain to some disrespectful Mexicans.......
Barely have they gotten out of trouble when our heroes are accosted by Russian agents, who knock out both men and kidnap Havok. Wolverine sets out to find where his friend has gone.
 
At this point, the storyline becomes a prolonged chase sequence, as a brainwashed Havok is duped into following the guidance of a hot chick named Scarlett, who promises to take him to Europe, there to find Wolverine.

It turns out that the kidnapping has been engineered by some malevolent Russians, who want to get their hands on Havok for nefarious purposes. Scarlett is in fact their agent, code-name 'Quark.' Somehow Wolverine dies one or two more times before the three of them - Scarlett, Havok, and Wolverine - meet up in India, at the site of a disastrous reactor accident. I won't disclose any spoilers, but the X-Men have their work cut out for them.
'Havok and Wolverine: Meltdown' is a mediocre comic. It is very much a late Eighties production, when Marvel's Epic line was intended to give comic book creators 'artistic freedom' to do the kind of stories they wanted to do. But the Simonsons badly overwrite this series, shoveling in too many story beats, and leaving the reader to negotiate all sorts of abrupt, contrived transitions in plot and setting.

The artwork by Jon J. Muth may have been very 'artistic,' but it's so murky and abstract that I found myself scrutinizing too many panels trying to figure out what, exactly, was being rendered. For example, this panel below apparently shows Wolverine piloting a helicopter........
 
As for the eponymous villain, he is designed to look like 'Punch' from the venerable Punch and Judy puppet franchise (?!). Why Marvel editor Archie Goodwin signed off on this is puzzling, because its frivolous nature undermines the book's gravitas (whatever gravitas it was trying to achieve).
When all is said and done, 'Havok and Wolverine: Meltdown' is a misfire, from the age of comics when editors gave writers full leeway to release all sorts of material even if that material was underwhelming. 
 
As related by Marvel historian Sean Howe, in fact it was Louise Simonson who was among the first writers to be deposed from their position of primacy at Marvel. Early in 1991, editor Bob Harras resolved a growing conflict between Simonson and emerging superstar artist Rob Liefeld, over who was to be the creative lead on the series 'New Mutants,' in favor of Liefeld (Leifeld had grown tired of subordinating his artwork to accommodate Simonson's inane story lines and text-heavy compositions). With Liefeld in charge, 'New Mutants' was relaunched as 'X Force,' and quickly became one of Marvel's best-selling comics.
Only diehard X-Men fanboys are going to find 'Havok and Wolverine: Meltdown' to be rewarding. This is particularly true of the graphic novel compilation of the series, titled 'Wolverine: Meltdown,' released in 2003. Copies of this trade paperback are selling for $30 on up (one vendor wants $94 for a 'New' graded copy !) at amazon, so hopefully this overview lets you know what you're getting.............

Monday, June 16, 2025

Book Review: Hardwired

Book Review: 'Hardwired' by Walter Jon Williams

1 / 5 Stars

'Hardwired' (343 pp.) was published by Tor Books in April, 1987, and features cover art by pinup artist Luis Royo.
 
'Hardwired' is set in the 21st century. The United States is under the hegemony of the Orbitals, the oligarchs who control the space stations circling the globe. A recent war between the so-called 'dirt' people on the Earth's surface, and the Orbitals, easily was won by the latter, through the expedient of dropping kinetic weapons down onto cities and military installations. Now all commerce on the Earth is governed by the Orbitals, who are in competition with each other to acquire the lion's share of the planetary resources.
 
Lead character Cowboy once was a member of the military elite, the pilot of a delta-winged fighter plane. Equipped with sockets in his skull and jacked into the cutting-edge computer that controled the delta fighter, Cowboy soared the skies, living on the edge. But in the short-lived war with the Orbitals, the deltas got the worst of it. Now Cowboy is a 'panzerboy,' carrying clandestine cargo aboard a specially armored hovercraft. 
 
In the employ of middlemen, whose allegiances to the Orbitals are mediated solely by avarice, Cowboy makes runs across the middle of the USA, dodging enemy vehicles and aircraft in order to deliver the goods to the waiting middlemen. Cowboy is good at his craft, but it's no substitute for the thrills he experienced as a fighter jock, and he spends his days struggling to find purpose in the postwar world.
 
In the opening chapters the reader also is introduced to supporting character Sara, a 'dirtgirl,' or mercenary, who works as a freelance assassin-slash-bodyguard. 'Wired' with implants that give her superhuman reflexes and strength, Sara hopes that taking risky assignments from Orbital intermediaries someday will grant her a place on one of the space stations drifting far above the cutthroat nature of life in postwar Florida.
 
As the novel progresses Cowboy and Sara cross paths, and form an uneasy alliance with Albrecht Roon, the disgraced former CEO of Tempel Pharmaceuticals, one of the most powerful of the oligarchies. Roon hopes to regain his position as CEO, but his plan will require confronting the Orbitals from a position of comparative weakness. It's an alliance of convenience for Cowboy, Sara, and Roon, with no guarantee of success. But if the action offers Cowboy the chance to fly again in combat in the cockpit of the delta fighter Pony Express, it's a risk well worth taking.........
 
'Hardwired' is a first-generation cyberpunk novel derived from Gibson's 'Neuromancer.' Cowboy and Sara essentially are modeled on Case and Molly, respectively, from 'Neuromancer.' This is not a bad thing, but 'Hardwired' has a number of defects that kept me from giving it any score higher than One Star.
 
'Hardwired' has a very dense, highly descriptive prose, and this is too smothering for a novel with a length of nearly 350 pages. Too many ornate passages, with too many metaphors and similes: 

The words stir a warmness in Cowboy, but it's washed away by the surge of data into his crystal, his extensions. His turbopumps moan, pouring fuel into the combustion chamber of his shrieking heart. Neurotransmitters pulse to a steel beat like Smoky Dacus's drums. "Thanks," he says, his eyes flickering in and out of infrared perception, tracking the glowing path of the shuttle in the sky.
 
The novel is at least 75 pages too long, with too many empty passages, and too many introspective segments that are intended to let us know more about the characters, but in fact slow down the narrative. While the final chapters of 'Hardwired' do culminate in some action sequences, these come too late to rescue the novel from its dilatory pacing. I finished 'Hardwired' with no urge to tackle its quasi-sequel, 'Voice of the Whirlwind.'

Thursday, June 12, 2025

Heavy Metal June 1979

Heavy Metal
June 1979
June, 1979, and in rotation on my local album-oriented rock (AOR) station WAAL, 'Dance Away,' from Roxy Music, is in rotation. It's a track from their 1979 LP Manifesto. In a year in which New Wave was dominating the early play lists, the Roxies, with their polish and romanticism, were something of an enigma, but they made really good music.
 
The June, 1979 issue of Heavy Metal magazine is on the newsstand. Angus McKie provides the front cover illustration: 'The Performer,' while for the back cover, we get a Betty Page tribute from Marcus Boas, titled 'What Happened to Betty.'
 
For the masthead, editors Sean Kelly and Valerie Marchant let us know, in their inevitably deadpan, too-hip-too-care way, what is going on in this latest issue.
 

Looking through this issue from perspective of 46 (!) years, I'm struck by how impactful it was to see comic art rendered in process color. Although Heavy Metal had been on the stands for over two years now, it was striking to see the color schemes displayed on the pages of a 'slick' magazine devoted to sci-fi and fantasy comics and graphics.
 
Look at the colors for the second installment of 'Alien: The Illustrated Story,' and the penultimate episode of Corben's 'New Tales of the Arabian Nights':
In 1979, this kind of reproduction was commonplace in the albums sold in Western Europe, but novel and exciting for comics published in the USA.
 
For an excerpt for the novel 'East Wind Coming,' by Arthur Byron Cover, the HM editors feature a full-page illustration by Bernie Wrightson. Had it been done in the CMYK 'spot color' print scheme then still in widespread use in comics, it would not have had the visual impact that it does when rendered in process color.
 
The major piece in the June issue is the complete saga of 'Captain Future,' by Serge Clerc, which first appeared in Metal Hurlant in 1978. Its deep blacks and finer lines are admirably displayed in the pages of HM, showing that it wasn't just color artwork that benefited from the 'slick' magazine printing process.
 
Captain Future is filled with little allusions to pop culture; one character, 'Stiv Budder,' the captain of a fleet of space pirates, is modeled on Steven John Bator, aka 'Stiv Bator,' lead singer for the Cleveland punk band the Dead Boys
 
  
Rolling Stone, May 4, 1978 
 
Then we have two quintessential 'stoner' comics, from those early days of HM. 
 
First, there's ............'Pyloon,' by Ray Rue  and Leo Giroux, Jr. Several episodes appeared in the late seventies, all featuring cribbed artwork, brilliant colors, and deranged narratives. Deranged, that is, if you weren't stoned. If you were stoned, then it all made perfect sense.
And of course, we must have a look at the latest installment of McKie's 'So Beautiful and So Dangerous,' another comic that mandated process color reproduction, and the assistance of Cannabis sativa, to understand.
The June, 1979 issue of Heavy Metal is another of the better ones. Worth picking up if you can find it for $10 or less on the shelves of a used bookstore or antiques mall.