Let's not quit while we're ahead, and proceed to another portfolio: this one, 'The Cincinnati Kid,' features the lissome brunette Karen Dermer !
And that's how it was, fifty years ago, in the pages of Penthouse magazine..................
SO....what's a PorPor Book ? 'PorPor' is a derogatory term my brother used, to refer to the SF and Fantasy paperbacks and comic books I eagerly read from the late 60s to the late 80s. This blog is devoted to those paperbacks and comics you can find on the shelves of second-hand bookstores...from the New Wave era and 'Dangerous Visions', to the advent of the cyberpunks and 'Neuromancer'.
Let's not quit while we're ahead, and proceed to another portfolio: this one, 'The Cincinnati Kid,' features the lissome brunette Karen Dermer !
And that's how it was, fifty years ago, in the pages of Penthouse magazine..................
3 / 5 Stars
'Junkyard' (284 pp.) was published by Zebra Books in November, 1989. The cover illustration is one of the best of any entry in the Paperbacks from Hell era; sadly, the artist is uncredited (I can't make out their signature).
Author Barry Porter published one other horror paperback for Zebra Books; 'Dark Souls' (1989).
'Junkyard' is set in the small Midwestern (?) town of Winsome. In the opening chapter we are introduced to a common plot device in Paperbacks from Hell: a wino / vagrant / bum / Unhoused Person has the misfortune to wander into someplace they shouldn't; in this case, it's the town junkyard. Where the monsters depicted on the book's cover lurk in the darkness.
It's no spoiler to reveal that the junkyard monsters are mutant rats the size of a German shepherd dog. These mutants are ravenous and will unite to take down prey larger than themselves.
In due course we are introduced to a foursome of teens, who have been friends since childhood and who just happen to have erected a makeshift club house, called the 'Pit,' deep inside the passageways of the junkyard.....!
(these sorts of contrivances are a major driver of the storyline in 'Junkyard').
For the teens, their childhood refuge has morphed into a hangout for drinking beer and watching porno VHS tapes. It's also a place to take chicks when it's time for a hot n' heavy makeout session. But of course, what Nick, Larry, Ray, and Mark don't realize is that not only are there man-eating rodents loose among the trash and debris, but that the rats are getting hungrier and more aggressive. And the junkyard is the last place anyone should be when night falls, and the rats come out of their warrens, seeking warm flesh to devour........
I had to struggle through 'Junkyard.' Like so many Paperbacks from Hell, the author laboriously devotes the first three-fourths of the novel to frame the plot and set things up for the climatic confrontation. We get all sorts of adumbrations and foreshadowings and intimations of EVIL !!!!!!!!!!! And there is a lot of padding in the form of telling, not showing, the mental and emotional states of the characters, presumably to get the reader to care about who survives and what will be left of them (the characters, not the readers). I kept wondering when, finally, the narrative would gain some kind of momentum.
At page 222, 'Junkyard' does kick into higher gear, and there is enough gore and action (including the liberal use of flamethrowers) to impart some degree of redemption to the novel for trying my patience in plodding through the first 221 pages.
The verdict ? Like so many Paperbacks from Hell, 'Junkyard' now is selling for exorbitant sums at the hands of bookjackers and speculators. I've seen starting prices of $19, all the way up to $188 (!). If you are a Paperback Fanatic, spending about $20 for this title may be justified, but the novel doesn't have enough impact to justify paying more than that.
The other day I stopped in at a rather disheveled comic book shop in upstate New York and walking into the lesser-trafficked back portion of the store, I saw they had shelving set aside for paperback and hardcover books. Most of the titles were Star Trek and Star Wars franchise stuff, but they had a surprisingly large collection of vintage sci-fi paperbacks from the 1960s and 1970s. I purchased the five books, pictured above, for $2 each.
I doubt any of them are memorable works, but still, it's always worth poking around those neglected little corners of the store where the owners stash the more obscure items in their inventory......
'Montezuma Strip' (215 pp.) was published by Warner Books in August, 1995. The cover is by Don Pucky.
Alan Dean Foster (b. 1946) is one of the more prolific sci-fi writers of the past 50 years. His first novel, 'Luana,' was issued in 1974. That same year he was assigned to write the novelization of the movie 'Dark Star,' after which he embarked on a very successful career writing novelizations for many properties. His 1978 novel 'Splinter of the Mind's Eye' was the very first Star Wars spinoff novel, and one of several that he wrote for the franchise. Foster also produced a sizeable body of tie-ins for the Star Trek, Aliens, Transformers, and 'Dinotopia' franchises.
Foster has had success with his own novels, with some these, such as the 'Icerigger' series, representing the more popular sci-fi paperbacks of the 1970s and 1980s.
Perhaps because Foster 'wrote for a living,' and was content to focus on salable productions, he was not a member of the sci-fi literati during the New Wave era: he never published any stories in any of the 22 volumes of Damon Knight's 'Orbit' series, nor in any of the 12 volumes of Robert Silverberg's 'New Dimensions' anthologies.
When cyberpunk came on the scene, unsurprisingly, Foster embraced the genre. Starting in 1988, under the pseudonym 'James Lawson,' he published five stories in the digests Amazing and The Magazine of Fantasy and Science Fiction, these featuring a Chicano detective named Angel Cardenas.
In 2002 Foster published a full-length novel, titled 'The Mocking Program,' featuring Cardenas.
Cardenas lives in a near-future USA where the border with Mexico is more a concept than a reality, and high-tech corporations, maquiladoras, and the underclass compete for money and power in the region from Los Angeles ('LaLa') east to El Paso ('East Elpaso Juarez'). In this eponymous Strip, Cardenas has value as an 'intuitive,' meaning he can assess whether someone is being honest, or concealing something, when speaking. This quality of being a human lie detector makes him an important member of the Nogales, Arizona, federales office.
Foster's diction get can rather florid, especially when it comes to hardboiled similes:
There were at least a dozen gangs that called Puerto Penasco home.....They lived in a condition of colloidal anarchy, battling among themselves as often as with rivals. This made it tough on the local federales, since a gang member one week might metamorphose into an independent skim artist the next.
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....they clung to the flanks of the plants like whale lice to favored cetaceans.
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Wormy G tied his boat up beneath the gaping maw of an old, broken piling that looked like a leviathan's half-extracted tooth.
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....the captain shuffled through a pile of printouts on his desk like an aborigine digging for edible grubs before finally shoving a hard copy at his guest.
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As well, I came across the words and phrases 'elutriate,' 'omphalos of noplace,' and 'chalcedony,' so readers of 'Montezuma' will need to gird themselves for some thickened prose..........
Anyways, my capsule summaries of the entries in 'Montezuma Strip':
Sanctuary (Amazing, 1988): Cardenas and his dog Charliebo are assigned to investigate the mysterious deaths of two programmers, Wallace Crescent and Vladimir Noschek, who were the top programmers at their respective companies. Something, or someone, has performed a remote lobotomy on the programmers, and may be looking for other victims.
This story starts out well enough, but as it progresses the plot becomes overly complicated (real-world scientist Rupert Sheldrake, and his theory of 'morphogenetic fields,' is invoked) and the proto-Singularity phenomenon that underlies the denouement is a bit contrived.
Heartwired (The Magazine of Fantasy and Science Fiction, 1992): an incel named Wormy G hangs out with the Teslas gang, mostly because Nita, gangleader Paco's girlfriend, will sometimes smile at Wormy. Could love be a possibility ? This story is well served by a street-level perspective, and a touch of pathos.
Gagrito (The Magazine of Fantasy and Science Fiction, 1993): the Strip has a booming trade in 'magimals'; these are animals that have been outfitted with wireless controller chips and circuitry that allow the animals to be manipulated into walking on their hind legs, opening doors, operating simple machines, or even speaking. A band of animal rights activists are taking violent action against the sellers of these altered species.
Hellado (Amazing, 1993): Esteban and Chuy come up with a scheme to raid the cargo cars in the train yard. They discover something disturbing in one of their targets........
Our Lady of the Machine (Amazing, 1994): a holographic manifestation of the Madonna is shaking down business owners. Those who won't come across, wind up dead.
Summing up, 'Montezuma Strip' joins the 'Budayeen' novels of George Alec Effinger as foundational works that meld the crime / private eye and cyberpunk genres. In this regard, Foster and Effinger laid the groundwork for later novels in this genre, such as the 'Carlucci' books of Richard Paul Russo, 'Noir' by K. W. Jeter, and 'Black Glass' by John Shirley. If you like those novels, you're going to like 'Montezuma Strip.'