Wednesday, December 25, 2024

Kung Fu Christmas (National Lampoon, 1975)

Kung Fu Christmas
from the National Lampoon LP Good-bye Pop (1975)

Not many people know this, but one of the greatest soul songs of the 1970s was a humor track, titled 'Kung Fu Christmas,' from the 1975 LP Good-bye Pop. The song also is included in the 1978 LP Greatest Hits of the National Lampoon.

You can listen to the track here. Also available is a track with a 70s ghetto / blacksploitation vibe pictorial.

'Kung Fu Christmas' was written by Brian Doyle Murray, with help from Lampoon alums, and Saturday Night Live cast members, Bill Murray and Gilda Radner. Paul Shaffer, David Letterman's band leader, composed the music. The song has a masterful soul groove with lyrics that might have sounded transgressive in '75, but are rather tame nowadays. Still, they perfectly evoke the vibes of the New York City ghetto at Christmastime in the mid-seventies.

Verse:
Midnight in a ghetto street
A desperate boy wants something to eat
('Cause he's dead on his feet)
To the man in the squad car, it's just his beat
He don't care, he don't live there
He lives in Queens
Not Manhattan or the Bronx or Brooklyn
A thief on the roof, and a mugger in the hall
(Stick 'em up, Stick 'em up)
A baby on the floor eating paint off the wall
(How's he gonna grow tall?)
But there's one time of year that brings joy to one and all
When every race has a smile on its face

Chorus:
Junkie on the corner, the pusher uptown
Digging the Yuletide, Santa's getting down
Holiday colors of red and green
Turkey's big and fat and the gangsta lean
Numbers runner stops for a chat
The Apollo doorman tips his hat and he says:
Have a Kung Fu Christmas

Verse:
Living in the ghetto, you always lose
They'll shoot you for your socks, and they'll stick you for your shoes
When you're a super bad dude, you pay super bad dues
Where fear and strife is a way of life
But there's a man coming today with lots of loot
He's got a pimp-mo sleigh and a red fur suit
He's a Super Fly guy, and he's awful cute
He's about to arrive, bringing Jingle Bell jive

Chorus:
Santa Claus making the Soul Train scene
Slicking down his beard with Afro Sheen
Eeny meeny and miney mo
Frost in your hair and snow up your nose
 
Diamond in the back, trimmed with holly 
My girls on the street and I'm feeling jolly 
Christmas Eve's coming with the last-minute bustle
Santa tells the elves, "You'd better do the 'Hustle' "

Saturday, December 21, 2024

Book Review: The Genesis Machine

Book Review: 'The Genesis Machine' by James P. Hogan
3 / 5 Stars
 
'The Genesis Machine' (299 pp.) first was published by Del Rey / Ballantine in February, 1978. The cover art is by Darrell K. Sweet.
 
When Judy Lynn Del Rey founded her own imprint in 1977, she immediately began issuing novels and short story collections that promoted traditional sci-fi, signalling a turning away from the New Wave movement. One of the authors she enjoyed showcasing was the UK engineer James P. Hogan (1941 - 2010), whose first novel, 'Inherit the Stars,' was a major success and a declaration that 'hard' sci-fi was very much back in style.
 
Hogan went on to produce a sizeable number of novels and story collections, as well as nonfiction books. His fiction had a didactic quality, and his protagonists often were scientists whose innate humanism and idealism bluntly was contrasted with the mendacity of the political establishments for which they were obliged to work. 
 
'Genesis' is set in 2005, at which time the Cold War has evolved into a dangerous confrontation between the Third and First Worlds. The US government is funding research and development with defense / military applications, and with little monies left over for more pacifistic enterprises, top talent is left with no choice but to enlist in government projects. So it is that Brad Clifford, a brilliant mathematician, is employed at the 'Advanced Communications Research Establishment' in New Mexico. 

Brad is disinterested in doing what the government wants him to do, instead spending the bulk of his time working on a Grand Unified Theory that reconciles classical physics with quantum theory. As the novel opens Clifford has come up with the concept of hyperspace - referred to as k-space - that indeed seems to provide a Unified Theory.

Unfortunately for Brad, his supervisors aren't all that impressed with supporting theoretical research, however profound its implications for gravity, space, and time may be, and he is disciplined for failing to stick to applied research. Disillusioned, Clifford releases his draft paper on k-space to the wider community via the internet (a neat bit of prescience here from Hogan), quits his job, and wonders what else to do with his life.
 
It turns out that Brad's paper has gotten the attention of some very bright people, including the ebullient Aubrey 'Aub' Philipsz from Berkley. Excited by testing the real-world implications of the k-space theory, Aub introduces Clifford into a consortium of researchers whose work has yet to be co-opted by the military-industrial complex. 
 
There's just one problem: the government has learned about the k-space R & D, and they intend to coerce Brad and Aub into developing military applications. With global tensions approaching a breaking point, it seems inevitable that the genesis machine and its promise of a brighter, more peaceful future may be subverted for the purpose of mass destruction.......

'The Genesis Machine' is a competent, but not overly memorable, hard sci-fi novel. The first two-thirds of the novel are the best, as Hogan describes the intellectual adventure of a tech start-up, wherein a group of geniuses decide to abandon the government / corporate track and instead try to fulfill their dreams by doing things their way.

However, the final third of the novel veers into political territory, and here it's all about virtuous scientists struggling against the military-industrial complex, with the narrative adopting a sententious tone. It doesn't help matters that the denouement relies on all sorts of contrivances in order generate a happy ending.

'The Genesis Machine' stands as an example of hard sci-fi at a time when the genre badly needed rejuvenation, and in that regard it retains value. But I would argue that Hogan's other novels from the period (such as the so-called 'Minervan' novels) are superior when it comes to engaging, as opposed to lecturing, the reader.

Wednesday, December 18, 2024

The Most Overrated Science Fiction Writers of the Postwar Era

The Most Overrated Science Fiction Writers of the Postwar Era

I've been maintaining this blog since late 2008, so I think I have enough credibility to stand forth and declare those nine authors who, in my humble opinion, are the most overrated in the field of science fiction of the postwar era (i.e., 1945-1999).

They are in no particular order; they simply represent those who garnered considerable critical praise, and may even have reached the bestseller lists, but were mediocre writers.

Isaac Asimov

Few authors were as overrated as Asimov, a canny self-promoter who churned out Product and enjoyed fame and fortune while more talented authors struggled to get noticed.

My overview of 'The Robots of Dawn' speaks for itself.

Here's Bruce Sterling, writing in his zine Cheap Truth No. 7, about Isaac Asimov's Science Fiction Magazine:

IASFM has always suffered from faanitis; it often cringingly genuflects to Neanderthal fan-letters.  It also suffers from Dr. Asimov's own prolixity, for his prolificacy has now reached the terminal stage and he can write any amount of anything about nothing.  IASFM still does not take its audience seriously, but at least it has stopped actively insulting it, and things are looking up.
Robert Heinlein

I remember in the mid-1980s sitting down with a copy of 'Stranger in a Strange Land,' one of the most celebrated and critically praised science fiction novels of the postwar era. I gave up on the book about 40 pages in. It sucked. Dull, plodding prose. Dialogue that would have been at home in a pulp work from the 1940s. This was the novel that resonated with the hippies and the Youth Movement of the later 1960s ? The novel that made the word 'grok' a part of the Counterculture lexicon ? Spare me !

Save for the occasional short story, I stayed away from Heinlein's products. 'Starship Troopers' was a middling read, but that was about it. As an action-adventure sci-fi novel, it was inferior to Zelazny's 'Damnation Alley.'

Here's Sterling in Cheap Truth again, this time on Heinlein:

Every year Heinlein cranks out another volume of brain-dead maunderings; every year the sycophants cry "Heinlein is back!"; every year they lie. Even if JOB (Del Rey, $16.95) were a good book, or even a readable book, which I assure you it is not, why would anyone want to give this man a Nebula award? Plenty do, and it's for the same reason they gave Henry Fonda an Oscar for a movie as wretched as ON GOLDEN POND - because he was no longer dangerous.

And here's Steve Brown, from the August, 1980 issue of Heavy Metal magazine, on the much-publicized novel 'The Number of the Beast' from that year: 

The Number of the Beast would be total gibberish to anyone unfamiliar with Heinlein's work....The Number of the Beast is useful only for giving a fine cover artist a plum assignment and as material for Heinlein's psychoanalyst. 

 
John Brunner 
When, as a teenager in the 1970s, I found myself reading New Wave works, it was impossible to ignore John Brunner, because his paperbacks had all sorts of praiseworthy blurbs on the covers. How could anyone not pick up a Brunner novel, like 'The Shockwave Rider,' 'Stand on Zanzibar,' or 'The Sheep Look Up,' not to mention the large catalogue of his stuff from the 1950s and early 1960s that was packaged by DAW Books ? 
Well, I learned that Brunner's more celebrated novels were pretty awful. Meandering, boring plots that were dedicated more to being stylishly avant-garde, than being comprehensible (as per 'Stand on Zanzibar,' and its homage to Dos Passos). Clumsy dialogue that was little better than pulp-era stuff. If you want to bring comfort to your life, stay away from Brunner's 'speculative fiction' works.
 
James Blish 
During his career, Blish greatly was praised by the sci-fi community as one of the most accomplished writers in the field. In the 1995 edition of the 'The Encyclopedia of Science Fiction,' editor Peter Nicholls described him as ‘…an SF writer of unusual depth.’ But the reality was that Blish was only marginally better an author than someone like Asimov or Heinlein. Blish's novels, such as 'Midsummer Century' and 'Spock Must Die,' have interesting premises, but hopelessly dull and uninspired execution. Only the serendipitous assignment of writing the bestselling novelizations for the TV series Star Trek for Bantam Books earned him recognition as a major auteur in the field of science fiction.

Frank Herbert
'Dune' was an example of a novel whose world-building and characterization successfully overcame its lumbering, ponderous narrative, a narrative overlaid with all sorts of obtuse, hippie-era mumbo-jumbo. 'Dune' was anything but an easy read. But it did grant Herbert literary immortality. 
Not much can be said about all the other novels and stories he produced. Even when much shorter in length as compared to 'Dune,' books like 'The Green Brain,' 'Hellstrom's Hive,' and 'Dune Messiah' were dull, dull, dull. When Herbert took a chance and ventured into Michael Crichton territory with 'The White Plague,' the outcome was only slightly better than what he had done with his genre novels. The truth is, Crichton could have turned 'Plague' into a much more gripping and impactful novel than what Herbert did with it. 
 
Gene Wolfe 

I remember sitting down in the late 1980s with a paperback edition of 'Soldier of the Mist,' expecting great things; after all, the novel had received considerable critical praise. I gave up on the book after about 30 pages or so, and I've religiously stayed away from reading any Wolfe novels ever since. I still read Wolfe's shorter fiction if it's included in an anthology that I'm reviewing, for completeness's sake. But that's about it. 

This reviewer lays out all the issues I have with Wolfe's writing:

Having said that, Wolfe can be frustrating. He likes to use unreliable narrators. He makes obscure references, linguistic, historical, and literary, and expects his readers to keep up. He often has key action scenes take place “off stage.”

The problem is, too many people think these defects actually are merits. They are not. They are reasons to avoid any novel written by Gene Wolfe.

Hal Clement

I remember a day in September, 1975, fifty (!) years ago, when I was a sophomore in high school. On a warm day, after school let out I walked to Gordon's cigar store and purchased what seemed like an action packed, intriguing science fiction novel: 'Cycle of Fire,'' by Hal Clement (the pen name of high school science teacher Harry Clement Stubbs).

I only got about 25 or so pages into 'Cycle of Fire' when I gave up in disappointment. It was astonishingly boring. And indeed, every Clement novel that I have read, or tried to read, suffers from the same remarkable dullness. While Clement has been praised for his fidelity to scientific reasoning, the truth is that his books are are devoid of anything in the way of suspense or drama. It's hard to get engrossed in a novel marked by a pedantic approach to writing, combined with wooden dialogue and unremarkable characterizations (particularly of those few females who are present in the narrative).

Theodore Sturgeon

Sturgeon published something like 200 short stories in his career, but almost all of these were issued prior to 1980, after which his output almost entirely consisted of revisions of previously published material. To continue earning money from Sturgeon's writings, publishers cannily churned out one paperback anthology after another, with buyers only learning they were reading decades-old material after looking at the reprinting credits inside the book. 

Things got so desperate with regard to Sturgeon's curtailed production, that a first draft manuscript, titled 'Godbody,' was trotted out in 1986 by the Science Fiction Book Club (with much fanfare). As feeble as this novel was, it was nominated for a Nebula award by the sci-fi literati, who considered a posthumous product from Sturgeon to be as good as, if not better, than much of the stuff coming from newer authors.

Sturgeon was praised for being sci-fi's most capable and conscientious humanist and this praise led too many to overlook the mediocre caliber of his prose, which struggled to rise above pulp-era quality. His entry 'If All Men Were Brothers, Would You Let One Marry Your Sister ?' in Ellison's 'Dangerous Visions,' is painful reading due to stilted dialogue and a meandering narrative. J. G. Ballard's story, 'The Recognition,' in the same anthology, is light-years superior. 

Sturgeon's finest moment probably came with his script for the Star Trek episode 'Amok Time.' And that, sadly, is his standout contribution to sci-fi.

Samuel R. Delany

I remember at some point in the late 1970s sitting down with the novel 'Dhalgren' (1975) and gave up after the first 45 pages or so. The novel was a 'psychotic fugue,' in the words of cyberpunk founder Bruce Bethke. 'Dhalgren' was a rambling discourse, devoid of plotting, that reflected the author's belief that a novel could, and should, succeed solely on its basis to communicate a sense of existential anomie to its readership. The vapidity of 'Dhalgren' led critics to conclude that Delany was saying Something Significant within its pages, when in fact he was saying nothing of consequence. 

The Delany novelettes and short stories that I subsequently read, such as 'Aye, and Gomorrah....' and 'The Star Pit,'  all had received considerable critical acclaim during the New Wave era. These stories were duds; boring, and self-indulgent.

Delany was given a chance to improve his profile heading into the late seventies, with the assignment to write the text to the 1978 illustrated novel 'Empire.' Unfortunately, the book's great artwork, done at considerable effort by Howard Chaykin, was squandered on an incoherent narrative from Delany. 'Empire' revealed that the critical darling had no clothes.

And so, there you have my nine most overrated science fiction authors of the postwar era. Hopefully, these picks will find some agreement among my readers. Or not, as the case may be....

Saturday, December 14, 2024

Book Review: Carlucci's Edge

Book Review: 'Carlucci's Edge' by Richard Paul Russo

4 / 5 Stars

'Carlucci's Edge' (295 pp.) was published by Ace Books in June, 1995. The cover design is by Viktor Koen.

This is the second volume in the so-called 'Carlucci' trilogy. My review of the first volume, 'Destroying Angel,' is here

Probably the best way to acquire the trilogy is to pick up the 'Carlucci' omnibus edition, a trade paperback issued by Ace in 2003. 

The events in 'Carlucci's Edge' take place three years after those in 'Destroying Angel.' Twenty-first century San Francisco is just as hot and humid, as littered with garbage and human detritus, and as dangerous, as it was in the first adventure. Carlucci, now firmly positioned in middle-age with all its cynical glory, is approached by a Riot Grrrl named Paula Asgard. It seems that Chick, a close friend and confidante of Paula's, has been murdered - shot in the head by assailant(s) unknown - and the SF police department isn't all that keen on investigating the murder. 

Sensing a cover-up, but reluctant to get into trouble with the SFPD leadership, Carlucci agrees to conduct his own, semi-clandestine inquiry into Chick's demise. At the same time, Carlucci is burdened with another homicide case, one with a much higher profile. A murder case whose investigation is subjected to considerable pressure, not just from the department brass, but from politically influential people.

As Carlucci makes his way through the chaotic alleys and streets of the Tenderloin district, interviewing all manner of deranged street characters and outcasts, he discovers that not only are the two cases related, but that the deceased had been crossing paths with powerful elites....elites who have considerable pull with the SFPD's upper echelon, elites with few scruples about eliminating any meddlers. 

Will Carlucci pursue his investigation, at the risk of permanent damage to his career ? Or will he take the safer path and shelve the case ? Carlucci walks the 'edge', with his future as a cop at stake.....

'Carlucci's Edge,' like 'Destroying Angel,' expertly mixes the cyberpunk and police procedural / private eye / noir genres. The chapters are short, and the prose crisp while never over-indulging in hardboiled diction.

Where 'Edge' loses a step is in its emphasis on documenting the emotional and psychological travails of its characters, which in turn relegates figuring out Whodunnit to a supporting role.  At times, I found myself wishing that author Russo would spend less time on the angst of Paula Asgard, and more time on getting the plot progressing towards a resolution. When the resolution does come, it has an ambiguous nature that is disappointing in light of all the crime-solving logistics that precedes it.

I'm at ease with giving 'Carlucci's Edge' a Four Star rating. It will be enjoyed by fans of the cyberpunk and crime genres.

Thursday, December 12, 2024

'Rock and Roll Christmas' by George Thorogood and the Destroyers
MTV Christmas Party, December, 1983
Ahh, yes.....according to shatterdaymorn's 'MTV Programming Week' webpage, the week of December 21, 1983, saw George Thorogood's video, 'Rock and Roll Christmas,' at slot 61, a 'medium' ranking (three plays a day).
 
You can watch the video here. It  was recorded at the MTV studios as part of the channel's annual Christmas party; perhaps the most memorable of these parties being the one in 1986 when the Monkees participated
 
In all of the Thorogood video's grainy, lip-synched glory, you can see Veejays Martha Quinn, Alan Hunter, and Mark Goodman rockin' and rollin' with all the other MTV staffers, in their early 80s holiday finery. That's how they did it, 41 years ago !

Monday, December 9, 2024

National Lampoon December 1972

National Lampoon
December, 1972
December, 1972, and the number one song on the Billboard Hot 100 is the immortal soul classic, 'Me and Mrs. Jones,' by Bill Paul. Other soul / R & B classics also are on the charts, such as 'If You Don't Know Me By Now,' 'You Ought To Be With Me,' and 'Papa Was A Rollin' Stone.'
 
The rascally boys at the National Lampoon have decided to celebrate Easter, rather than Christmas, on the cover of the December issue.
 
As always, looking through the advertisements in this issue is a trip into the pop culture / music culture as it was 52 years ago. The advertisement for Boone's Farm Apple Wine certainly suffused me in nostalgia, although I'm sure that, were I to drink some nowadays, I would be seriously hungover.
Record albums........does anyone remember Marjoe Gortner ?! Actor, musician, writer, and all-around talent. You can listen to the folk-rock stylings of Bad But Not Evil here.
 
The full-page ad for George Carlin's LP Class Clown and the Firesign Theatre's Not Insane Or Anything You Want To, reminds us that back in the 1970s comedy albums were a big part of the music and media landscape. You can listen to side one of the Firesign LP here. I find it pretty lame, but remember than back in '72 you couldn't go to websites and listen to comedy tracks. What you saw in the record stores, was what you got.
Speaking of ad parodies, this December issue has one for a cake mix. It's prescient, given that the safety of our food was an issue in last month's Presidential campaign.

Cartoonist Bernard Kliban, of 'Kliban's Cats' fame, contributes some funny cartoons about farting. That's Lampoon humor for you !!
Charles Rodriguez takes aim at 'Men's Liberation,' which, as he depicts it, refers to acts of malevolence directed against nagging wives.
Neal Adams, one of the hottest artists in comics in '72, illustrates a 'Son O' God' episode that seeks to offend Catholics, Jews, black people, and Southerners. The Lampoon never did things half-way........the only people who are going to 'get' this comic, are those over the age of 60.

Chris Miller contributes one of his stories, which, as always, is both funny and gross. I won't say much more, but point out that at one point in 'Magi,' there is an allusion to 'Marie's Merkin Mart'...........
'Foto Funnies' gives Lampoon readers what they want: boobies ! That's editor Doug Kenney sitting on the right. 
Then we have the traditional black-and-white comics at the back of the magazine. The Jeff Jones 'Idyl' piece is a stellar example of draftsmanship, and for now, devoid of the 'pregnancy' creepiness that would appear in future 'Idyl' installments.
And so, let's sit back and remember with fondness those long-ago days of yore, Christmas-time, 1972........

Thursday, December 5, 2024

Book Review: Red Moon and Black Mountain

Book Review: 'Red Moon and Black Mountain' by Joy Chant 
3 / 5 Stars
 
'Red Moon and Black Mountain' first was published in the UK in 1970. This mass market paperback edition (268 pp.) was issued by Ballantine / Del Rey in April, 1977, and features cover art by the brothers Hildebrandt.
 
Joy Chant is the pseudonym of the English author Eileen Joyce Rutter. 'Red Moon' was her first novel, and is succeeded by 'The Grey Mane of Morning' (1977), and 'When Voiha Wakes' (1983), the three books making up what is known as the 'House of Kendreth' trilogy.
 
I picked up 'Red Moon' after spending a good eight weeks reading nothing but horror fiction, in association with the custom of highlighting such literature at this blog, during the Fall months. A steady diet of horror content can be a little depressing, so with 'Red Moon' I was hoping for something a little lighter in tone.
 
'Red Moon' starts off on a fine early Spring day in the UK in the early 1970s. The three Powell children, Penelope, Nicholas, and Oliver, are enjoying a walk in the woods when suddenly a mysterious entity transports them to Vandarei, a fantasy world where life operates at a medieval level and supernatural and magical phenomena are commonplace. 
 
Oliver, the eldest Powell sibling, winds up in the company of a tribe of plains nomads (modeled on American Indians) called the Khentorei. For their part, Penelope and Nicholas are set down amid a group of nobility called the Harani.

The reader quickly learns that Vandarei is threatened by a Dark Lord called Fendarl. A fearsome personage, Fendarl has spent years strengthening his power, and now he intends to conquer and enslave all who dare defy him. Both the Khentorei and the Harani are among the polities mobilizing to resist the rise of Fendarl.

I won't reveal any spoilers, but I will disclose that the three English children have their roles to play in the efforts by the free peoples of Vandarei to resist subjugation. Oliver in fact may be the incarnation of a mythical warrior who, it is foretold, will bring the battle directly to the Dark Lord. But Oliver has his doubts and fears about fulfilling prophecy; is a teen-aged British lad indeed destined to be the savior of an entire world ?

I read 'Red Moon' aware that it is a Young Adult novel and not necessarily designed to appeal to adults. The author is very earnest about imbuing her narrative with emotional depth and resonance. The problem is, the excursions into melodrama and characterization so encumber the narrative that the first moment of true action doesn't come along until page 146, almost half-way through the novel. 
 
It doesn't help matters that the world-building gets ponderous. For example, there is the land of Kendrinh, ruled by Kiron, on which reside the tribe of the Khentorei, also referred to as the Khentors, whose adversaries are the Kelanat; then there is another tribe called the Kunoi; and somewhere, I read about someone called Kendretheon.........

The plot does pick up momentum once the final confrontation with Fendarl draws near, and the description of this confrontation has the quality of the best corresponding moments in 'The Lord of the Rings' trilogy. However, the final quarter of the novel abandons this 'widescreen' presentation of epic fantasy, and focuses instead on a personal dilemma involving one of the protagonists. There is much angst and emoting, but the closing chapter subverts all of this drama with a pat, almost glib, ending.

I give 'Red Moon and Black Mountain' a Three-Star rating. In a real sense the Young Adult audience it was appropriate for in 1970 has become greatly attenuated, having been transmogrified into a postliterate generation that will find the novel difficult going.