Saturday, July 4, 2026

Penthouse July 1976

Penthouse
July 1976 
July, 1976. I've just turned 16, and on the Fourth, a few block from my house, there is a big parade: the local National Guard armory has rolled out its vehicles, there are high school marching bands, police cars and fire trucks, and a celebratory air: it's the Bicentennial ! What a great occasion !
 
On the little AM radio, we listen to the 'American Top 40' with Casey Kasem. Super Seventies folkies The Starland Vocal Band are atop the chart with 'Afternoon Delight.' 
The July issue of Penthouse magazine features some provocation in the form of a model in  a tight-fitting tank top, with a carefully poised cigar in her mouth. Ahh, that Seventies Style !
 
For articles, we have journalist Tad Szulc (1926 - 2001), who had some currency back in those days as a sort of visionary analyst of world affairs. Accompanied by a brilliant photograph by Richard L. Schaefer, Szulc declares that the U.S. would do well to support the anti-apartheid movements in Rhodesia and South Africa, as a way of endearing the nation to the Third World. The US eventually did do this, but Szulc was wrong about such actions improving things with the Third World....
The fiction piece in this July issue is 'The Ledge,' by Stephen King. The story also features an excellent illustration, by Vincent Topazio. 'The Ledge' would be included in King's first short story collection, 'Night Shift' (1978).
 
There are some genuinely strange advertisements in this issue. First, we have a 'scratch and sniff honey,' which consists of a 'total fantasy system' with one poster, two perfume capsules, and a record with 'Honey's voice.'
Second, we have 'The Male Scale,' an implement which is so Seventies, and so Penthouse, that I launched an immediate Google search for it, without success. If someone has one of these artifacts in their possession, please let me know, so it can given a more in-depth profile here at the PorPor Books Blog.
 
Thirdly, we have the 'Orgy' t shirt, which 'shows you how' and is for 'men & women.' Someone is actually selling one of these on eBay; warning: it isn't cheap.....
The July Pet is the petite brunette Helen Lang (1951 - 1994). This is another portfolio that uses the Penthouse photographic style to good effect: intimate moments in the boudoir, and all that..... 
So there's your nudie action and your pop culture detritus, as it was in the summertime, fifty years ago..... 

Wednesday, July 1, 2026

Insect Fear No. 2

Insect Fear
No. 2, 1970 
The Print Mint 
These older underground comix are getting harder and harder to find and more and more expensive when you do find them. I was able to get a rather beat-up copy of 'Insect Fear' No. 2 for $5. 
 
Some warped brilliance in this issue from S. Clay Wilson: 'Spider Joy,' and 'Insect Angst.' Still bizarre, still entertaining, 56 years later......

Sunday, June 28, 2026

Book Review: The Viaduct by David Wheldon

Book Review: 'The Viaduct' by David Wheldon
2 / 5 Stars

'The Viaduct' first was published in the UK in 1983. This Valancourt Books edition (136 pp.) was published in 2024 and features cover art by Roderick Brydon. 
 
'The Viaduct' was the first novel from author Wheldon (1950 - 2021), a physician. Goodreads lists 10 books authored by Wheldon; these other titles include 'The Course of Instruction' (1984); 'A Vocation' (1986), which also utilizes the theme of a railway as an experiential motiff;  and 'At the Quay' (1990). A posthumously published short story collection, 'The Guiltless Bystander,' was issued in 2022.

The novel is set in a Vaguely British landscape, where the eponymous viaduct was, in the past, constructed and used by the Eastern Provincial Railway Company. It's an imposing structure, taller than the tallest buildings in the cities and towns that it runs through, but it has fallen into disuse over the decades. Now, in its abandoned state, it is regarded with wariness by the people of the villages that lie under and around it. 
 
The lead character is a younger man named 'A.,' who has been freed from prison after serving a lengthy term for sedition. He decides to leave the city and set out along the viaduct, aiming to enjoy his newfound freedom, with no obligations to hold him to any place. But his traveling is given additional impetus when lawmen of the city pursue him on additional, much more serious, charges. A. evades them, but understands that he never can return to the city.  
 
The bulk of the narrative details A.'s encounters with various fellow 'vagrants' who move along the viaduct: some with urgency, others, with a sort of anomie-driven passivity. There is much dialogue between these fellow travelers and A., on topics tending to the existential. There are moments of alarm and pathos, but also camaraderie, as A. joins others in bedding down for the night inside the dilapidated buildings adjoining the now-abandoned railway tracks, in the undergrowth lining the tracks, or sometimes under the arches of the viaduct.
 
In the closing chapters of the novel summer gives way to fall, and fall then to winter, and what had at the outset seemed like a jaunt comes to take on a grimmer aspect. And it is in the winter that A. comes to a reckoning with his purpose in traveling the viaduct.
 
There are quite a few reviews of 'The Viaduct' available online (warning - ! some have spoilers). Some echo the approbatory blurbs from UK newspapersand celebrated novelist Graham Greene himself, that are present on the book's cover. Others describe the novel as a disappointment. I'm in the latter camp. 
 
The author has skill in cultivating the meditative sensibility that one would expect in a novel cast as an 'allegory,' and as the very simple plot unfolded, I found myself engrossed in learning what A. would discover at his journey's end. But the patience asked of the reader is ill-served by a denouement that is predictable and unsatisfying. I won't say that the journey along the viaduct turns out to be a dream, but it sits in that territory.
 
'The Viaduct' is, in my opinion, more than a little over-rated. I'm content with assigning it a Two Star rating.

Friday, June 26, 2026

Boxing the Compass Haircut 100

Boxing the Compass
Haircut 100
June 19, 2026 
If you are a Baby Boomer and you recall the early days of MTV and the New Wave, then you're familiar with the UK band Haircut 100. In February, 1982, they released their debut LP, Pelican West, which soon charted in the UK. A single from that LP, 'Love Plus One,' was in heavy rotation on MTV that spring and summer. The band were among the most successful of the early 1980s, and seemed headed for an enduring presence on the Top 40 charts.
 
Efforts to record a followup LP foundered amid disputes with lead singer and songwriter Nick Heyward, who left the band in 1983, thereafter focused on a solo career. With Marc Fox on lead vocals, Paint and Paint was released in 1984 and while in my opinion a very good LP, it didn't achieve the success of Pelican West and the group soon disbanded, becoming a 'what if' motif for the New Wave and the UK's reggae-based sounds of the early 1980s.
 
But now, after some years in preparation and a number of delays, Haircut 100 have returned with a new LP, Boxing the Compass, released on June 19. Featuring Heyward on vocals and guitar, Les Nemes on bass, Blair Cunningham on drums, and Graham Jones on guitar, Boxing the Compass provides a perfect capturing of the spirit and sound of those early LPs. Its 10 tracks have the poppy, upbeat sound of Pelican West, and certainly will spark nostalgia among Boomers and MTV fans.
Boxing the Compass is available on CD, as an mp3 download, as a vinyl LP, and of course, on Spotify. If you want a sense of the LP's approach to music, the early release track, 'The Unloving Plum,' sets the scene as well as anything I can tell you. 
 
My fave track on Boxing the Compass is the final one, 'A Wonderful Life,' with its power pop sensibility and big horn sound. Nothing like it on the Spotify Top 40........
A recent, lengthy interview with the band is available here; interestingly, they hint at a followup LP. I am on board with that...... 

Tuesday, June 23, 2026

National Lampoon June 1973

National Lampoon
June 1973
June, 1973, and atop the singles charts is Paul McCartney and Wings, with 'My Love.'
The June issue of the National Lampoon has the theme of 'violence.' This is one of the year's better issues: some good stuff in its pages.
 
This is the golden era of album oriented rock, and the advertising reflects this. A couple of memorable album releases: Houses of the Holy, and the 'red' and 'blue' Beatles compilations (when, in 1978, I bought my very first LPs, these two were the ones). 
Todd Rundgren and Johnny Winter also get the full-page ad treatment.....
The Lampoon's stage show, Lemmings, enjoys critical praise, and releases an LP. Two years later, Lemmings would morph into Saturday Night Live.
Chris Rush (the stage name of Christopher John Mistretta, 1946 - 2018) is rather obscure now, but back in the early 1970s he was successful enough as a comedian to get his own LP released. You can find tracks from First Rush on YouTube. The bits are a bit dated (who under the age of 60 is familiar with the book 'The Naked Ape' ?), so I can't see modern audiences responding to the material........

Bob Guccione and Penthouse get themselves a full-page ad, too........!
The comic book satire, 'Kit and Kaboodle,' takes brilliant aim at the inherently brutal nature of 'funny animal' comics and cartoons. 
The Lampoon's 'house' cartoonist Charles Rodriguez provides 'Hemophunnies.' For some reason the magazine prints the blood in a shade of pink ?!
  
The Lampoon satirizes gun culture with Gun Lust, a magazine parody.
And.......let's not overlook the 'Foto Funnies' and the chance for boobies ! That's right, while back in '73 most newsstands, and five-and-dime stores, and pharmacies, had their 'adult' magazines wrapped in plastic or paper, the Lampoon usually was not, meaning enterprising adolescents could sneak a look inside, and be rewarded.......... 
Chris Miller's short story, 'Is it Still 'Playing' Post Office' features a novice mail deliverer who encounters some strange goings-on, in the affluent neighborhood of Sylvan Estates.
Let's close our trip back in time 53 years ago with some cartoons from Gahan Wilson and Vaughn Bode and Jeff Jones. As always, Jones's 'Idyll' is weird and obtuse. Hurry up and get that sex change operation already, Jeffy !
And so we say 'farewell' to that long-ago year 1973 AD, when 75 cents could buy you an issue of the National Lampoon.........