International Dateline from National Lampoon

International Dateline
from National Lampoon, March 1976

Well, it's Valentine's Day, and thus, a good a time as any for some snide humor about looking for love. This is the 'International Dateline' column from the March, 1976 issue of National Lampoon. 

The Editorial page doesn't provide attribution for the column, so I don't know who wrote it, but whoever did, intended to offend.......